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| [12030] by "Veavitdpoh"
(syr-66-24-0-198.twcny.rr.com) on Mon 20 May 2002 13:41:47
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<Veavitdpoh> god, been calling and mailing and trying to fax all morning
<Veavitdpoh> DATA ENTRY DATA ENTRY DATA ENTRY
<Veavitdpoh> first place was a pain in the ass
<Veavitdpoh> "what experience do you have?" "I don't have any experience, but I'm confident that I can handle the job requirements" "yes I know, but what experience do you have?" "I don't have any formal experience, but I can type at over ninety words per minute without error, that works out to 27000 keystrokes per hour at five characters average" "that's impossible sir" "I'm aware that the skills probably aren't directly correlated-"
<Veavitdpoh> "see we're looking for people with previous experience" "FUCK YOU BITCH I'M COMING OVER THERE AND JAMMING THIS RESUME UP YOUR ASS! WITH NO LUBRICANT!"
<Veavitdpoh> and then I hung up on her and started constructing pipe bombs
<Veavitdpoh> but I got over it
<Veavitdpoh> and I've got a few appointments now
<Veavitdpoh> interviews
<Veavitdpoh> gonna have to make sure my good clothes are clean
<Veavitdpoh> already got trimmed
<Veavitdpoh> gonna get me a fucking job yes sir
<Veavitdpoh> money in the bank sir wear a fucking tie sir |
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