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| [14335] by "saltyproxy" (pool-138-88-134-8.esr.east.verizon.net) on Mon 19 Aug 2002 21:25:12 [ reply ] |
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Avast! I give u recent tales of sea going adventure!
So Dr. Dad and I are returning from a no fish expedition in the Ontario zone (including illegal canadian attempted fish harvesting thanx 2 poor navigate by yours truly!) we g 2 Dr. Dad's reserved slip on the dock, but SOME KINDA FREEKIN PIRATE HAD STOLEN MY DADDO'S PLACE! at least he had skull bone flag. also used 2 of daddo's mooring ropes to afix self to dock. also stole 3rd mooring rope and took to parts unknown. well, Captain father was like "there is only one dood who can put the killcrush on these dudes-- The Dock Master!!!" so he goes to get DockMaster. But DockMaster claims Admiral Parent arrived two days before he actually arrived--thus daddo's claim to dock space is invalid!!! Captain Dad's mind werks quickly--the pirates have taken over dad's space and ropes with the blessing of the DockMaster's Betrayal!!!!! So my daddo is totally like "WHAT THE POOP R U CALLANG ME A LIAR PREPARE 4 KILL CRUSH!!!!!" The cowardly and decietful DockMaster is like "OKAY U CAN TAKE DOCK NEXT TO IT AND SOMEDAY MB U GET ALL ROPES BAK I GUESS" Captain Dad makes a meta-strategic decision--the ideal strategy, a total deathpunch for the evil DockMaster, is inhibited by Daddo's misplaced sense of sanity! The remedy is clear--CRASY JUICE!! So my Father person leaves 2 drinks lots of Liquid Crasy for XTRA CRASY POWAR!!! plus other CRASY fishermen in campground encorage Dad's CRAZO Thus CRASY DAD returns to dock at night to retrieve 2 mooring ropes and search the PIRATE boat for 3rd mooring rope. (PS proxy tags along for funs) But DockMaster is totally there waiting for Dad. CRASY DAD is like "GUYZ I AM HERE 2 SAY THAT I AM HERE 2 GET ALL MOORING LINES" DockMaster, probably detecting the CRASY SITAUTION, is like "sure i will help pls b my frendo i am sorry i question all honor" so then DockMaster is forced to reverse his evil scheme, untying two lines from pirates, replacing them with official dockmaster lines. Then dad is like "OKAY BUT I STILL NEED ONE MOR MOORING LINE I WILL B BAK 4 IT LATER!!!! DOOD" after returning from more no fish adventure, we discover 2 shiny new mooring lines waiting for us, and Captain Dad becomes sad because he really wanted to DeathPunch that guy but now has no reason 2 the end |
