okay here are real forklift instructs!
u notice forklift has two subproducts:
*fork (perfect for tricking the bossman into standing on)
*lift (I'm not sure why its called a lift its just got four wheels)
to use a forklift, u have to get a lot of big dudes (since this is a union we've got lotsa big dudes) to lift up the forklift while the fork is underneath ur target.
the wheels are good for going around from place to place (since we cant trick the boss in the same place twice!) but becareful because the fork scrapes the ground while you are doing this and may make sparks which may start a fire (like when cake compound #11 became ash compound #1? dont tell tobot but credit for that one goes to the proxster!!!!!)
so, as u can guess, operating a forklift takes many people. the following are union rules on number of peep required 2 operate the lift
* 1 peep to steer forklift to target zone
* 1 peep to push forklift while it is steered
* 2 peeps with firehose to put out spark fires
* 2 peeps to carry RELAXed executives out of the executive washroom
* 1 peep to be RELAXed executive
* 1 peep to ensure proper executiv placement/ give lift single
* 20 peeps to pick up the "lift" section
when given signal
* 1 peep to insure executive gets head bump but not head crush on ceiling
* 1 peep to add together the total number of required peeps
i'm the last peep, and i think its 100 or whatever! so when we give executive the bump, remember to charge 100x the required time to TOBEX accounts |
