Dear Satonoproxy,
I was all lo on lov-N (as usua) and so my friend was all "Dude u have no cool car wft u think u get chix w/o fucking cool wheelz?"
So I go out and get a some HOT FUKIN WHEELZ, but I got it used cause I don't have $$$ and then I'm driving around in the car and I notice mysterious absense of wemen flaging me down to give me BJ. and then for some reason I check the glovecompartand WTF the previous owner left book of Mormon in the glovecompart WTF!
Prox, the previos owner left two layers of mormonism on car! So now I can't get ne lov-n without engaging wraith of mormon god which was the WHOL FUKIN POINT OF CAR. Catch-222!!69!!22
So SatanoProx: How can I undue Mormono magico so I can get my psycho on in back seat without angering the righteous mormon God?
(PS. If it matters I don't still have my soul. (because I gav e it 2 sum dum bitch back in high school before I knew the fukking coolshit you could get from sataan 4 sole!) ) |
