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| [18831] by "Rob Stacko"
(pool-141-156-176-101.esr.east.verizon.net) on Sun 12 Jan 2003 01:43:58
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It was a few months after Sept. 11, 2002. There was a big n thracks scare. Despite a whole bunch of laws being passed, including the "People who send n thracks via snail mail are terror folks and should turn themselves in immediately" the case remains unsolved.
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J. Edgar Hoover - Head of FIB (Federal oreganozation 'n charge of Investigating saddam hussein's Bureau drawers for weapons of mass destruction including n thrax) is relaxing in his Jacuzzi of Justice.
Hoover: I reckon there was a lot of finger-pointing at the time. We thought this one scientist had done it, but it turned out that he didn't. Luckily for us, the public forgot about the whole thing. So it remains unsolved.
Stacko: What remains unsolved?
Hoover: Exactly.
Stacko: Herbert Hoover. Alive and still head of the FIB. On the next unsolved mysteries.
Hoover: No wait. That's not unsolved. It's this Jacuzzi of Justice. And don't call me Herbert Hoover. |
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