Dear #Retrospective 76#,
Thanks for your recent submission(s) of #Inspector Fuckup's Cameo in Last Cereal#. We can tell you have mobilized a lot of personal resources into developing this work. You clearly have much potential in your field.
However, the appeal of your work may be limited to too small a demographic. Furthermore, we fear that your work sends the wrong message to consumers. Oops. We meant to say it sends the wrong message to children. Your work may lead children to believe there is no cure for depression, when in fact such a cure is currently marketed by our pharmeceutical department (Scurvatrolla, product id# 24-66624).
Though we cannot find a match between your skillz and our current needs, we will keep your work in our databases for one year after submission, and contact you if our once and future needs match your present (0-day) skillz.
In the meantime, we suggest you show your work to other online comic syndicates, such as "User Friendly", or "Dilbert", that appeal to more 'alternative' audiences than ##UNTITLED.GIF PUBLISHERS SYNDICATE##
Best of Luck!
Sincerly,
Armenian Editoral Review Department |
