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it is about a hip punk sk8r dood who drops his cheerleader girlfriend because of her insufficient counter-culture
later, he comes to regret this decision, after she spends decades building social capital, expanding her affinity networks through cheer squads, sororities, support groups, political committees until she is elected to be Uber-President of the Salt Lake City Hive-Mind of Latter Day Saints in 2063 A.D.
the song is not written by my writing team, Mormon, who will not act as consultants nor produce movie soundtrack. |
