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| [38969] by "CoastyCoast"
(qwest144-dsl5.cybermesa.com) on Thu 24 Jun 2004 19:26:43
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ok I'll handle this one:
u see just like there is "good" cholesterol and "bad" cholestol THERE IS ALSO "good carbonhyrdasts" and "bad ones" 2.
SOO. U SEE. HOW CAN I AVIOD "BAD" AKA "SHITTY CARBOHYDRATES" AKA "SHITTYHYDRATE" WHILE GETTING ENGUO "AWESOMEO ASSKIKHYRDATES" ???
OK THIS IS WHERE U NEED 2 BE DEGREED PHYSICIST FROM PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY 2 UNDERSTAND MUCH LESS DISAGREE WITH wHAT I;m SAYING
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So ther is "dark energy" that is accelerating all things is space away from all other things at the same time. This is why the universe is expanding at increasing rates. SO THE SECRET 2 consume few "dark calories" is to minimize the volume of eats. Thus atkins is right about bread since it is not very dense implies BIG VOLUME => BIG LATENT DARK SPACE CALORIES. For too long the FDA has let FAT CAT CORPORATIONS avoid listing the dark energy food calorie content on their packaging. And so while they can claim "diet" dr pepper tastes more like regular doctor pepper it is actually becaust they DIDNT DO NETHING 2 DARK MATTER CONTENT and our tongue gets the exact same caloric sensations from the ostensibly ?"diet" bevearage as the original! DIET INDEED!!!
DOES DARK ENERGY MATTER? IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT LIKE %75 OF ALL ENERGY IS DARK ENERGY. T*R*U8S*T M*E *I* H*a*V*E SE*E*N*A P*I*E C*H*A*R*t* *A*N*D* I*t ___I_*__S*___ *D*E*F*i*N**T*E*L*Y L*I*K*E* *T*H*A*T**.
So it is reasonable to assume that when u eat apple most of the energy is dark energy -> most calories dark calories. And whn ur crapping it out u always crap pretty much the same volume so it is like constant output dark calories.
OK noww u need 2 buy my book 4 the rest of healthy physics secrets of the cosmos. I will tell u how to use cosmic forces to trim the flab and obtain muscle tone in YOUR OWN HOME
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