yeah he told me found this great new playground neverland
i am like COOL I CAN'T WATe FOR MERRY GO ROUND
then i arrive WATE A MINUTE THIS IS A PARADISE...A PARADISE FOR JUNKED CAR
then he is like NO ITS A PLAYGROUND HERE SIT WITH ME IN THIS CLASSIC 1986 EAGLE
but i will never no what magical journey he would take me on, because as soon as i saw the Eagle car i knew it had to b mine--i punched 253 times in the nose, flattening it almost completely! then i threw him out of the car into a puddle of bleach
and that is the secret origin of the Eagle--defender of the highway, distributor of free candy to children everywhere, nemesis of Senator Trent Lott |
