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| [51407] by " prox" (acs-24-154-50-225.zoominternet.net) on Thu 01 Sep 2005 10:47:33 [ reply ] |
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omg crazy spider related events happening to me this morning!
okay so i am dreaming --- BEGINE DREAM SEQUENTS --- and i dream that i see spiders on the ceiling and i am like "oh crap i have got to kill them! but i cannot open my left eye!" and then it is like the old days when my brother and i shared a bedroom and he walks in and he is like "why is my bed smashed into debris?!" and i am like "i don't know it probably has something to do with this large bandage on my head!" --- END DREAMY SEQUENS -- so then i really wake up and escape the dream world and HOLYFUX there really ARE spiders on the ceiling that I must have seen and fell back asleep! 3 huge ass spideros staring down at prox! i had just woken from deep REM sleep and i couldn't focus on anything and i was seeing imaginary spiders in other places on the ceiling OH FUK THERE EVERYWERE plus i was sleeping with my elbo pressed down on my fase and eye which i guess explains my head injury dreams BRAIN BLOODFLOW DROPPING TO CRITICAL LEVEL anyway, these jerks are in some kind of a courtship ritual-- the one in the middle was rotating to look back forth between the other two trying to decide which spider was a sexier spider she picked one, then they crawled away to an alcove to psychosex or somet. the leftover spider looks very still and sad by this time i was holding my head upside down and had succeeded in forcing enough blood in2 my skull 4 wake up so i tried to destroy the remaining suitor with shoe that attack hath missed! no damage! apparently i was still under a "retardo" status condition the reject realized that life is worth living even without girl spider and runs into the pile of crap behind my bed ESXCAPED damn so then i eat all breakfast and find all vacuum cleaners downstairs and i return spiders are in post-coital relax more or something (look prox dosn't kno nething about spiders but these two are just lounging around together now) well okay SCHLOPPPP down the suction hose to spend your honeymoon in the DUSTY BAG PLACE moral: DO NOT TRY TO GET MARRIED ON MY CEILING IF YOU ARE A GROSS BUG |
