How about starting up the Comic Soviet again? Keenspace is like a big fat woman covered with hives ready to burst.
Here's an idea: If you go through your whole life, and think of every memory you have, it's probably only about .005 percent of the time you've actually been alive. The rest is just you sleeping, eating, shitting, lighting another cigarette, doing repetitive tasks, or just doing nothing at all.
Sleeping is the one of those that gets me the most. Why do we have to sleep? How did we evolve to need to be unconscious for 1/3 of our lives? How did we survive long enough to start building houses? I have a theory that sleep is an addiction and I'm working on breaking myself from it. I already know I'm wrong, but this is SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH, dammit! I should have a government grant.
And what about trepanation? What the hell with that?
that's all for now
-Nate
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