Attraction begins when sensual pheremones get into your brain and shake up your neurons. This is presented in vocal form as "Man, them is some tits!"
From there it progress rigidly and uniformly through
A) mild despair, loss, masturbation
B) flirting, sex
C) flirting, sex, love
D) flirting, sex, love, hate
E) flirting, sex, hate
F) flirting, hate
G) hate
H) pathetic grovelling, pity sex
I) pathetic grovelling, pity smile, rejection
J) copping a feel
K) copping a feel, getting slapped
L) copping a feel, getting a smile, one night stand
M) vomiting inappropriately, total rejection
These directions will not be deviated from under penalty of morbid self-interest.
-Nate
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