i had a dream
there was a giant eye made of rock, fire, and volcano in the sky--filling everyone with apolocalypse dread--you, the situation in which all of reality suddenly turns aside to reveal that it is nothing but a giant malicious joke--that the only purpose of the universe is to fuck with you and everyone you love
in my dream, i wondered--was it too late to accept jesus as my personal lord and savior? in the face of this new volcano eye evidence, theism seems more plausible
now, you of the waking world may fault my logic in that I failed to realize that 1. Giant Volcano Eye would probably not be on the same side as Jesus and 2. if you ever see a Giant Volcano Eye look down at you it probably indicates that you are dreaming
but in my defense, i was too busy racing down the highway dodging lava rivers--'cause when there is a huge pile of sulfur and burning iron looking down on you, you don't know where to go but you know to go somewhere else |
