okay here is the secret truth
i am front the country/suburbs and i like pigeons
everyone in the city hates that i like those sky rat guys that poop on us
but whatever they are awesome. u city guys fill up the sidewalk with all your walking past each other, and the whole time there are little fat people with wings walking around your feet, bobbing their heads--it is like a secret city within the city
just don't ask me about crows...we h8 them out here eating all our corn, drink all our ethanol, using all our tools |
