imagine all the busines spossibles if u have a steamroller...guaranteed 2 work...
*u could turn regular laptops into macbook air, or crt tv into flat screen, or flatscreen computer into ipad..
*u could fit basically aything into letter-size envelope...save on shipping...
*u can eat anything as a pizza topping...u know, for professional-class eating
*also delicious panini
*pick up nickels in front of--what could go wrong/?
*throw nickels in front of--sometimes u get licky and someone mispicks it up ...thus flatcorpse looting opportune
*oh no u r suddenly fat from flatfoods...solution: steamroll ur own body...very psychosex shape...
*solve everyone's problem ever...a smart guy like u figure out how
*by solving all problems, all theodicy objections to god's existence are now nullified
*now u create flatchurch...collection plate very full...
*congregation has absolute faith in ur prophecy...very powerful..
*oh no, now u r suddenly corrupt with flatpower? a camel through needle eye is like a steamroller in heaven
*the pearly gate is ahead--will ur virtuous acts outweigh ur sinful hubris in st. peter's eyes?
*IT DOESN"T MATTER BEcAUSE NOW U HAVE FLATTEND THE GATE...THE STEAMROLLER'S WAR AGAINST HEAVEN HAS BEGUN
*flat cherubs and seraphims everywhere
*now u face jesus--**AND HIS STEAMROLLER IS BIGGER THAN YOURS**!!!*!**!*!*!*
*okay u loose that one ;-( |
