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| [7488] by "MARXF3LD" (208-58-250-198.s452.tnt1.nwhv.ct) on Sat 01 Dec 2001 20:33:46 [ reply ] |
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1. New Battery
Well, it’s time To get a new battery I guess it’s fine It sure outlasted its warrantee But I know I’m gonna miss those times Drivin’ around with that Honda battery from 1989 I guess that I’m to blame For neglecting to start it up on those frigid winter days Die Hard® Is high in quality My car Will have more durability 185,000 miles you survived Now it’s time to pass the torch to the battery with the super-power drive 3. Norm Norm’s the instructor from Sears Driving School Cruisin’ down the highway, showin’ kids all the rules At every intersection he will say, “Watch out for that stop sign comin’ this way!” Norm will always keep his cool; he won’t go nuts Even if he misses his break at Dunkin’ Donuts Norm’s a real tough guy except when the parents yell in his face But Norm knows that he’ll get the chance to show them all someday 5. Breakfast in Bed Have you ever woken up next to some warm oatmeal? Do you even have an idea how it must feel? Have your kids ever made you breakfast in bed? Did the idea even pass through their feeble little heads? You work all day to clean the house just so they can mess it up again Is it too much to ask for a little breakfast in bed? No way! But those kids can’t be expected to read your mind, you guess But it sure would be so nice to get a little rest... 7. Castle Zone I have got you now You may as well give up I see you’ve exited the Castle Zone Your king is alone It’s my turn to go You should have just stayed home And avoided Humiliation 9. Economics Physiocrats and mercantilists Will never know what I’m dealin’ with They could never know the futility Marginal Utility Runnin’ from an Invisible Hand The raw forces of Supply and Demand I’m tired of being hassled by The Man I think that I’ll just move to Japan 12. Eleanor Eleanor sat at her window sill, Thinking of Andy, Part-time chef at Friendly’s® She thinks he’s a real cool guy But she’s not really sure, She’s not really sure... 14. Mission: Discovery Up into darkness they went with all the odds against them In a rocket, they knew all could be lost in a moment We thought it was funny But these brave astro-monkeys Made it home As they landed on Earth, I knew everything Would be okay |
