YES! WE RULE!
Just set up the Celebrity Wuss Scale the way it should be.
Darth Vader is securely in the lead for non-wussiness, proudly followed by Monty Python and Mr T. Then it's a mad tossup for 4th between Jesus, Godzilla, and Triangle Man. In a proud 7th place is Ben Franklin. Finally, it's Arnold and his small genitals taking 8th place for non-wussiness.
Here it is in black and white:
(place, name, wins, losses, percentage)
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger 405 287 58.52
17. Benjamin Franklin 428 264 61.84
18. Pythagoras 435 256 62.95
19. Godzilla 437 254 63.24
20. Jesus 437 254 63.24
21. Mr. T 446 246 64.45
22. The Monty Python Crew 464 227 67.14
23. Darth Vader 495 197 71.53
Oh yeah! |