being a man of today's techosociety is more than just trick women in2 ur bed
u also have to maintain ur consumer space properly
here's a tip--use nature 2 maintain the cleanliness of ur home. mice and large insects can easily consume crumbs and dirt on ur floor.
use spiders and centipedes 2 control insect populations, and ferral cats to get ur extra mice.
u can use poison milk 2 manage ur cats, and i think spiders and centipedes like 2 genocide each other, so u should be a-ok
now that u have a managed home, u might wonder "gee dr. proxy, i like to consume products, but consume all product makes me a fatso! this means large candy incentives are required to trick chixor in2 my bed, and i can't afford mor candy as a wage slave!"
pheer not! i used 2 have this problem 2, but then i left a lot of standing water and raw foods out 2 breed mosquitos, tapeworms, other weight-manage "parasite"
no u may think "dr. proxy, there is mor 2 life then clean house, trim figure, full bed, and beautiful centpedos! ps ur not a reel docto"
but actually thats all there is! bye--i mean, not bye
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