see, crimea gets on phone, and they are like "HEY ARMENIA, TEAM CRIME WOLD LIKE U 2 NO THAT: WORLD CUP TIME!!!!! R U READY 4 FOOTBALL?"
and we're say "okay!!!!!! i hate crimeworld"
and then we go over 4 ARMENI vs. CRIMINY grame, and we try 2 grab pigskin and tackle crush our foes and they are like "OOP U LOSE AGAIN!!!! NO TOUCH BALL!!!"
and then we are like "I HATE U!!!!! I AM TAKING THIS BIZARRRO truncated icosahedron BALL bak with us!!!!!! 2 show 2 my people"
and that is why neither armen or crimen ever plays world cup, and why we have the bizzarro ball, and why crimea keeps try 2 steal ball back. the end.
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