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If Jesus comes down from the Heavens wearing a crown of fire, flanked by seven golden lions on his left and nine virgins on his right, with a 100,000 nuclear laser chariots behind him, and says "All states must declare me the one true battle god!!!!!!! Or I will BOOM them!!!" surely the Constitution would permit the State Department to do the prudent thing and acknowledge Nuclear Jesus as the greatest battle god ever. |
