product x is better than product y
consume all product X
those who purchase product will be more like OBJECTA, OBJECTB, OBJECTC
product X is healthy and could only possibly be causing the very furtherment of mankind
consume all product X
<Punchline/Tag/Catchphrase/Produc Y is bad, <pick one, optional>>
<End Commercial>
<Send Comercial>
ERR: could not impliment tags, no product database found
ERR: database does not exist
ERR: a general fault has occured
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