Ode to masculinity
by Neal David Martin
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I have a massive cock; it's true.
But dad, I wouldn't have this cock except for you.
You were the one who always kicked my ass.
You beat the shit out of my everytime I didn't cut the grass.
In high school when I thought I got Stacy pregnant,
You were upset at first but then you said you understood its not my fault I'm a chick magnet.
You taught me there's more than football to being a man.
You have to try a bit not to crush the shoulders of the little people upon whom you stand.
Now I don't know much about politics so maybe I'm wrong.
But God Bless America! Let's go fuck up Saddam! |
