okay guys let me answear this i am capability mastery level 5 complacent.
okay first u gather info about the customer and nme stakeholder. if the nme stakeholder is a good proxy u can just fuck around but if the customeer is proxy YOU HAVE TO FUKIN FOLLOW MY DIRECTIVES U FUK!!!!!
ne way :), next u need to build a product describe. release press nf0 2 sync ronize with fall season. while peeps are excited about New Television worth becoming a Shut-In for on CBS (like the grate new Survivor Thailand or Big Mario Brother 3 or CSI: Consumer State Instigations, they will be mor easily influenced by pro-life cycle images.
okay now uve got good requires so u need make a box for each require and arrows from requires to the same requires with OOP words after them. u no, factory, listener, processor, serializer, and synergizer.
grate now if u are cmm level 2.4 or above, ur softwares shold have a "generate secret codes from my box and arrow maze" option. u have finished "implement" phase
now ur boss gives u a lot of forms with words and checkmarks. sign ur nme's name (after stealing nme public key) 2 these, then ship them 2 air forse.
soon ur nme is a bombode.
evidence of followed process:
lets just say that a certain mesopotamian who didnot satisfy his side of the Lockmo/Mesopotamia "Oil for Aerospace Devices" humanitarian program is gonna feel this life cycle in action!!!!
BEGIN SIGNED MASAGE------------------------
DEAR U.S. AIR SQUADS
I SERTIFY THIS SOFTWAREZ ARTIFACT AS FULFILLING UR CONTRACT WITH LOCKMO INDUSTRIEZ.
LOVE,
SADISM INSANE, MASTER AND DEATHKILL OF ALL MESOPOTAMIA
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