Carbon-Copy: TOBOT
Announcement.
It has come to my attention that the certain "individuals" in the , work-force.
have been organising a extra-contractual caucuses. I remind staff and faculty that , when u are under empoly at TOBEX inc. your interactions with other employs is limited to a following situate:
- you may nod at a other employ
- you may make eye-contact with a other employ ONLY during one of your 15 minute breaks
- you may use only the following phrases in :
- "good day"
- "how are u"
- "busy working"
- "please work harder"
- you may use grunts and gestures to communicate extra-contractual information ONLY in the case of an impending accident and ONLY if the accident would result in an actionable negligence tort and ONLY if settlement/401k/existing compensation ratio is unprofitable (see memo 4146, "employess whose accidental death would result in increased EBITDA")
Also, it worries me that I need to mention again, but NO CAKE COMPOUNDS SHOULD EVER BE REMOVED FROM THE FACTORY FLOOR UNLESS DURING PLAN J-40 "EMERGENCY" FDA VISIT or PLAN J-47 OSHA VISIT PROCEDURES.
When in doubt, ask, prima facie, "Is this good for the COMPANY?"
P.S. Bald wellchair basketball has been postponed indefinitely
tbt 3/10/02 |
