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IN THE ARMENIA COURT OF LABORS RELATES
BROTHERSHIP OF TECHNOCRATS LOCAL 666
VS.
TOBEX IS TAKING OVER INC.
NATURE OF CASE:
TOBEX IS A TOTAL CRIME HED GIVE US THEIR MONEY!!!!
FACTS:
TOBEX has great record of unsafe! Also of wrongful terminate! We assert following facts!
(1) On TOBEX factory floor, there are forts in the way made of office desks that are always torting against EMPLOYOS.
(2) TOBEX official opinion, as declared by COMPANY REP ASA: "This company believes all judge is dumb!!!!!! No time for law crap!!!! I dare u to rule against us!!!!"
(3) Freezer doors left open by dangerous employs "to see if it would snow in here"
(4) forklift unsafely used 2 bring ice from ICE ZONE ACT 2 as raw material for illegal ice fort.
(5) ice covers entire factory floor, proxy keeps doing dangerous "donut" and "croissant" manuevers with tasty forklift
(6) when proxy plays "real ricochet robot" on the factory floor he really sucks at it and he crushes fellow employs
(6) COMPANY NIGHTOWL ASA not paid overtime for elevator shaft work
(7) MUTANT MAX0 not paid overtime for being a flower child
(8) FARINA HATCHET HATCHET not paid for RECEIVING A BIG PUNISH KILL FROM PROXY WHO MADE 151 WHEN FIRED!!!!!!!at least i think i was fired anyway get ready for p-kill
(9) TOBEX claims to have fired dangerous PROXY but thats obviously a WRONG bacause PROXY is still here |
