| re: BEN GAVE ME A BEARD?!!?!? |
| [17174] by "proxy" (pool-138-88-35-104.res.east.verizon.net)
on Sat 26 Oct 2002 22:24:04
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max 1 day i was on the bus and this fellow was talking to me:
fellow on bus: excuse me i dont mean to be rude but...
proxy <i>aside</i>: ut oh have I forgotten some social conventions and thus am now acting contrary to politeness! better search myself nervously looking for etiquitte infractions
fellow: ... you look like a young Col. Sanders.
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proxy: well, at least i dont look like a molester anymore! WATE I MEANT TO SAY THAT ASIDE OH SHIT
then i was killed for being looking like a child molest and no one on the bus ever ate fried chicken again at least not with their kids
ps the part after ** didnt really happen
i'm sure after u read this anecdote its pretty clear what you shold do, right max? |
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