tell them that tob is a fucking pimp gangster. tell them that you aint know nobody who can smoke more, fuck more, or rap more. tell them that he once gunned a white man down in a drive-by and that the cops couldnt do fucking nothing about it, man, becuase he was just so fucking hardcore. tell them he runs the city with an iron grip, and that you can only fight him after compleating 8 stages of exilerating kung-fu action, and when you get there, he has a lifebar that like 5 TIMES your puny life bar.
tell them that,
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