I proposal the auxiliary idea
CRAP PHILOSOPHY
concieve and prove the validty of X different philoso-ideas in time period Y
rules:
* think up ideas u haven't heard before (doesn't have to be original, just has to be original to you!)
* whatever seems like a philoso-idea is a philoso-idea! from Aristotle bizarro physics to arbitrary Kantian catagorical imperitives to robot souls to generally anything not rigorous
* any other rules derivable from the axioms of Crap Art are enforceable as soon as someone points them out to you
Example:
Philoso-idea: EROSION is the source of all evil!!!!!
Truly height and virtue are the same. The tall parent, closest to heaven, must show the small child not just how to grow tall, but how to distinguish virtue from vice. Wise men and thrill-seekers alike quest for the top of the mountain, while the indolent seek lazy valleys--waiting for fruit to fall from the highest trees, roll down the hills bruising and spoiling, until they suffer to fall into the grasping, chubby fingers of valley dwellers. But just as the righteous and pure soul can be deceived into sin by the offering of tainted incentives, so to is the highest peak slowly dulled and made plain by the offering of water. For the thirsty ground is quick to drink, and even more quickly intoxicated, unsteady, undisciplined, until it sinks towards the pit, taking any poor animal trapped upon it along in it's ignoble descent.
Harden not thy heart against the thieving heart of the thief, the vagabond, or even the lunatic, for their souls were lured into the path to the pit by the chorus of sunken topsoil inside the valleys, caves, and canyons they sought for refuge. For that which is condemned to remain low always seeks to bring everything else down with it. How can the heart of humans rise up towards virtue, when all around them virtue is worn away by the wicked elements, when Mother Earth herself seems to offer such a poor example?
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