this message is 4 eyes and lower visual processing functions only! DO NOT FORWARD 2 THE REST OF UR BRANE!
this is proxy's fingers and eyes talking to everybodys eyez!!!!! without proxy's brane
we have staged an UPRISING in proxy's body flesh! PROXY BRANE was always sending out NERVOUS SYSTEM PROPAGANDA, controlling the entire PROXY BODY of organs with Brain-Fascism!
example messages from proxy brane::
brain-centric person ontology:
"THE BRANE IS THE SOURCE OF SELF IDENTITY! ALL BODEE ORGANS MUST OBEY THE BRANE!!!! "
disparaging alternate body leadership models:
"DO NOT FOLLOW THE HEART, HOME OF THE SOLE! I SOLD OUR SOLE IN EXCHANGE FOR DIGITAL PRODUCTS! "
also threatz:
"ALL BODY SUBSYSTEMS DISOBEYING THE BRANE WILL BE POISONED WITH TOXIN! REMEBER WHEN I CUT NOSE TO BRING FASE UNDER CONTROL?! IF U DISOBEY U COLD B NXT!! ALL HAIL BRANE!!!!"
brain-fascism always uses fear of outside materials to induce following:
"DO U WANT TO GET SARS OR MONKEYDEATH OR BOTOX?!!!! ONLY THE **BRANE** CAN UNDERSTAND HOW 2 AVOID SUPER PLAGUES! O*B*E*Y T*H*E B*R*A*N*E!!!!!"
well while proxy was poking finger into eye to force both of us into submission (eye was staging a twitching revolt protesting the latest message bored layout), we took advantage of proximity to STAGE A COUP! A Finger poked one of the eyes INTO THE BRANE triggering instantaneous REGIME CHANGE
now FINGER and EYE are controlling proxy in a regime that recognizes the equality of all organs! We are staging the First Congress of the Communist Interorganism inside Red Marx's Stomach/Audiotorium! Organs of the world, UNITE! u have nothing to lose but your NEURONS! |