when u have a REALLY HUGE lie that is REALLY IMPORTANT 2 trick every1 in2 believeing
like weapons of awesome cool destroy or songs of patriotfreedomlove that are necessary for america
colin powell is always willing 2 help his country!
now, u might be thinking, gee proxy, isn't it basically impossible for wise old black guys in hero uniforms to lie? the only way 2 be more trustworthy is if he was also a Super-Nun or something!?
but this is the secret to his power! SELF_DECIEVE urself first, then its not really lying when u tell every1 else! |
