guys i was in a FOOD ESTABLISHMENT LOCATION RESTAURANTE and i'm talking about THIS COMIC with my laptop real loud cause, u no, its important
and some kind of Space Shrew on another table zone is like "proxy shut u!!!! i'm trying to study my burger!"
and i'm like "okay" but i just keep doing it n.e.way because wtf the restaurant is not a fukin quiet zone u no?
and her giant Space Slave boyfrend/spouse whatever comes over and is "show respect 4 every1 around here! be aware of suroundings! what do you think you are in the library and u can make all the noises u want?!" directly in my fase (no shit his ideal noisy zone example was library!)
and i'm looking up at him saying "ya i no where i am whatever ya ya okay bye" and he goes back
so I'm still thinking mb this guy will beat me up and be forced by lawyer bots to give me the cashmonies, but now I'm too piss to think about comic anymore! (cause, u no, otherwise i'd just keep doing the same thing OOP PROXY IS BAD AT LISTENING)
so instead i talk about his space shrew wife and his lack of library experience points but i guess by then he knew my cashmonies trick so he ignores me
well okay by most interpretations of the rules of "force the other guy to make an even ruder scene than he already has" game i loose big in the end because his ignore power increased its growth level! (although bizarrely after he leaves all these old people around me lean over to my table like "thank goodness that guy is gone!" so mb i wasn't as big an asshole as i was trying 2 b)
but the important part is not my eventual defeat but that i forced the encounter in the first place! u see, i've recently declared a new imperative principle on my life: "don't do what everyone does!" i declare war upon all normalcy! wherever the dominant world view of "sit down and shut up! stop being such a freak, nergo!" can be dispelled, even for just a moment, then i approve of such world-view takeover. briefly, regular-america becomes universe-of-friends! that's one small step for NSANO, one giant leap for post-modem freedom! |
