ok guys so here is a real collage incident!!!!
setting: at big dinner buffet outdorr thing we have BBQ chicken which gets ur fingers all gross and stuff and
STUEDENT:
MAX: [picks up extra napkin]
STUENDT: HI u already have a napkin in ur SILVERWEAR PACAKGE
MAX: ok but i want another 1 bacause i am going 2 eat it wihth my fase
STUDENT: thats a waste of paper
MAX: at least its not a waste of HUMAN
BEING LIKE U okay i am not actuly saying this rite now but i really want 2
ending: my fingers are dirtier than they need 2 b but i saved 1/1,000,000 of a tree that was ALREADY CUT DWN |
