when i see gorillas in the zoo, i say all the people running around laughing like howler monkeys, and the wise old gorillas are like MAN I AM SO SICK OF THESE STUPID CRASY HAIRLESS MONKEY GUYS
like there is a big sign that is like "if u want 2 b frend with the gorila, u must walk backwards up 2 the cage and never look directly at the goril and eventually it kinda sorta tolerates u" but all the humans are just "HEY LOOK AT ME GORILLA PAY ATTENTION I LOVE COMMUNICATION AND SHALLOW INTERACTION PLS GIVE ME A GORILA EXPERIENCE"
even better there was one lady there who is like "HELLO GORILLA PLS LOOK AT ME I SPEAK IN A NICE HIGH PITCHED VOICE SO U WILL LIKE ME BACAUSE I SOUND LIKE UR MOM" when the gorilla is sitting against the cage, but he/she (whatever i wasn't examining those furry guys carefully) immediately TURNS HIS HAIRY GORILLA BACK towards the lady, openly dissing her in front of every1
so yah gorilla are awesome thats why i want them to have guns and make a gorrila republic. |
