Despite the previous noble efforts of the PMS corporate family, such as "Eat None Foods" or Count Insano's 'turn everyone into vampire/cannibal` plans, human beings still continue to produce exponentially more of themselves, using up our limited amount of food and parking. However, a bold new strategy has been developed: Quadrasexuality!
From now on, 4 people are required to reproduce children, at least one female. Eggs are fertilized with chromosomes from all 4 individuals using NeoTechnology. Quartets are allowed to raise two or three children. Appropriate viruses or other micro organisms are unleashed into the wild to prevent PaleoTechnology egg fertilization.
This accomplishes several goals:
*decreases rate of population growth.
*still gives all reproducers chance to send dna to next generation.
*replaces the obsolete 2 parent nuclear family with a more stable 4 parent (with 3 or 4 wage earners).
*totally weirds everyone the fuck out.
We here are Population Management Solutions believe that achieving any one of these goals will completely outweigh any downside of this plan, especially since we never see any downside to any of our beautiful plans. |
