ANNOUNCEMENT 1:
from now on all Armenians are required to know any one of the following technologies which would be appropriate for application to the medieval era:
CHOOSE ONE (1):
*gunpowder synthesis
*metallurgy
*early steam engine construction
*death lasers!
*ontological arguments
*penicillin
all armenians will be tested to see if they can construct these items using only the assistence of technology existing at the start of the european medieval period
this policy change exists merely to give armenians a better understanding of history. it was not influenced at all by the recent and very embarassing "Comical Farce of the Armenian Retardo-Brain in King Arthur's Court" debacle.
also note that future applicants to Armenian Time-Traveling Marines will be required to demonstrate at least two (2) of these skills, as well as an understanding of early medieval politics and language sufficient to conquer europe.
*** WARNING: ANY ATTEMPTED USE OF TIME TRAVEL TO CHANGE THESE REQUIREMENTS IS A CLASS Z CAUSAL PARADOX FELONY ***
Punishment's for class z causal paradox felony range from [1000 years sealed in the Prison Dimension] to [Chrono-Sterilization of perpetrator's parents before they spawned the perpetrator].
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ANNOUNCEMENT 2:
The future just left us a message. The following armenians must report for sterilization: |
