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| [36324] by "prox" (user180.net383.oh.sprint-hsd.net)
on Fri 07 May 2004 13:32:07
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max i always imagined acupuncture like this
you are drinking green tea in the waiting room
a mysterious old ninja man announce it is your turn
u walk into his shintoist temple
he reads u ur fortune from I CHING
his ninja nurse is writing weird asia symbols on ur back
she STABBS giant knitting needles into your back--yet mysteriously they do not bleed and ur smiling!
the ninja man is chanting--suddenly the symbols and needles on your back R GLOEWING WITH THE "MYSTERIOUS HEALING FORSES OF THE EASTERN PROVINCES"!!!!!!
you exclaim "KUOMINTUNG!! I AM FILLED WITH POSITIVE CHI N.R.Gs!!!!"
then u all put on a noh mask and do a kabuki danse! once u learn 2 danse with correct harmony, the needles will DISAPEER!!
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