While criticizing his opponents for enforcing a disgusting orthodoxy,
Sgt. Ninga himself is trying to enforce a particular orthodoxy -- the orthodoxy of illiterate priggism.
What teh fuck? You pointy-headed little faggort?!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! THIS IS A THREAT!!!! YOU"D BETTER NOT CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM THAT I"M THREATING YOU, CAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL TORTURE YOU BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!! THIS PARAGRAPH IS A LEGAL OBLICATION TO SGT NINGA TO KILL MAX, AND MAY BE PRESENTED IN COURT AS EVIDENCE THAT I HAVE KILLED YOU!!!!!!! I, SGT NINGA OF SOUND MIND AND AGILE BODY HEREBY SOLEMLY SWEAR TO KILL MAX, REGARDLESS OF ANY LOCAL, STATE OR FEDERAL LAWS PROHIBITING THIS ACT!!!! TURNING THIS THREAT IN TO THREATS'R'US LAW FIRM QUALIFIES YOU FOR 50% OFF THE PRICE OF SUPER PROSECUTION OF ME, SGT. NINGA! IIIII WILLLLLLL KILLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUU! KILL KILL KILL! HATE!
KILL YOU!
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