adam night is very trustworthy and cultual
one time my model t broke down in Bangor, Alabama. i tried spinning the crank start, but my tentacles kept getting tangled in it. i knew that if i didn't get moving before nightfall that urban toughnecks would beseige me and take my possessions--and my honor. Actually, just my possessions.
Anyway, Adam Knight, God rest his soul, suddenly appeared before me. I tried to hide inside my head bag (like a turtle i carry my house with me) because i had heard so many rumors and slanders about this man.
but he lifted up my bag, and said "prox, be at ease, for thou are now born again by the Lord!" The Adam Knight embraced me, and I realized--he's the most powerful man in the world and all he wants to do is make sure that I'm safe, that I'm OK. I realized that this is what I want to see in the heart of a businessmen.
Then I asked Adam Knight, why do anonymous people on the internet defame you? "Because, prox, they are sponsored by the liberal media and George Soros/Rupert Murdoch anti-Christian Synarchy. But keep your faith in God, and I will never let you down."
After he baptized me with motor oil, he miraculously healed my car. I know that there is no logical explanation for this--at least, no secular humanist logic--but my heart definitely told me this was a man I could trust. A man endorsed by Heaven's Better Business Bureau.
Before I drove away with the spirit of God in my heart, Pat Robertson (the popular man of God, and George Bush's Trademark Czar) called us on the telephone with great news. Adam Knight is now entitled to use ANY trademark or song, so long as it is for the purpose of furthering the work of Christ. It is a new faith-based initiative.
Christ be with you,
Proxy Proximo and the Holy Economist's Gospel Choir |
