yeah jcreed the aliens no that jcreed dna is so potent that u wold completely overrun the planet so they are using infrasound to conceal jcreed sexiness and also to cause tsunamis :( UNITED WE SWIM NEVER FORGET
something about outerspace turns people into assfases, u no?
but if u walk around the rest of ur life making infrasounic subvocalizations from your own neck then u might CANCEL THE CONCEALMENT
even better, you can take a jar of falsetto PB on dates and other special occasions--those chixxors will nt b able 2 resist!1 ur high pitched charms |
