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[447] by "Inspector Fuckup" (grndhg.res.cmu.edu)   on Tue 14 Mar 2000 23:46:24     reply ] [ up ]
I just got back from the bar, and I have to say that

***anti-gRavichons suck!!!!***

That's right! They make my head stick to the ground! I hate them!

Now who's the sober one?!!!!
re: But I need to use Anti-Gravitrons!
[474] by "ResourceManagement" (lsec2.phil.cmu.edu)   on Thu 16 Mar 2000 19:27:02     reply ] [ up ]
GI Jesus, perhaps instead of "Weight of Other's Opinions", you could use "The Light Wafting Rivulets of the Ancestor Worshipers". It's anti-gravitron friendly, fairly powerful, and Orthodoxy-related!

Try to remember--this is only temporary. The anti-gravitron restrictions will be lifted immediately once the shortage is resolved.

Currently, we are investigating solutions to the problem. Possibilities on the table:

--Pillaging of the Hydrogen Kingdom
--Replacing the entire city's infrastucture with balloons. Good balloons.
--Reduce the consumption of Anti-Gravitron based, high-fat food-- including Weightless Waffles, Buoyant Berries, and Super Gravity Man cereal.