MYTH: The Zuccini is permentantly brain dead.
FACT: Doctors have long been adament that it is not possible for the modern zuccini to become brain dead. In fact, at worst they describe it as being in a "persistent vegatable state." Others question this diagnosis and many members of the zuccini family have been successfully communicating with the zuccini for several years.
MYTH: If something has been classified as a vegatable, it it impossible to recover from its vegatable status.
FACT: Science documents numerous cases where former vegatables have recovered. The most famous case is the tomato, formerly a vegatable now widely regarded as a fruit. Recently the New Mexico Green Chile has been reclassified as a berry. There is always hope. |
