authority figur: "kids! while u r soliciting candy, beware! DR> MOLESTO has excaped from incarcerate!"
kids: "okay! i wont let that guy touch me! ;)"
(LATER)
(BUT STILL DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS FOR SAFETY)
kids: "trick or treat!"
"Dr. Molesto": "Boo!"
kids: "oh no! wate that's not dr. molesto! that is a neighbor!"
neighbor: "aw shucks you kids saw through my 'Dr. Molesto'(tm) costume ! anyway, here, have these treats!"
kids: "okay! wait these are varmint control toxins, not treats!"
neighbor: "ha i got u that time! those are actually candied fish food! the tasty treat you can share with your aquirium!"
kids: "yay!" |
