HOUSE TRASHING
What is house trashing? House trashing is the wonderful art of breaking into someone’s house and completely trashing it. You shouldn’t need a phile on house trashing, as this type of thing should come naturally, but we must remember that there are some “special” people who need all the guidance they can get, so:
Materials:
Here are some things you should always have with you on house trashing expeditions:
-Baseball bat (smashing things)
-Axe (chopping things)
-Knife (cutting things)
-Spray paint (writing on things)
-Flashlights (seeing things)
-Bottle of nonremovable staining liquid (for spilling on things), such as motor oil, soda, gasoline, cooking oil, melted lard, something along those lines, even dog shit!
-Gun (eliminating those who want to stop you)
-Gloves (to leave to prints)
-Hat (to leave no hairs lying around)
-Car (without license plate)/bicycle/fast legs (for fast getaway) |
