Are u sure u want a job @ ULTRASHACK?
(y/n)
WARNING: ultrashack sux:
-u get crappy minimumm wages
-u get complex comission structure no human (and few payroll computer) can comprehend, which might sometimes pay u more than min
-u get get SHITTY DSL (slighjtly less shitty at certain locations), however ULTRASHACK is not so busy so u can surf all day for WORKSAFE sites (WORKSAFE defeated by PROXY AVOIDANCE SITE)
-u get very very flexy hours, very nice
-u get full HD TV programming + DVR 2 peruse at ur leasure
-u get possibility of rising 2 management, if thats really "your thing"
-u get 2 xplain 2 grandma how 2 hook up her wireless dsl cellphone answering machine
-u get 2 cell boost mobile & trakfone 2 customerz (AKA 'idiots')
It is not the worst job, of that i am sure - you could be covered in bees, but if u want it i can more than likely get u hired. I HAVE THIS POWER OVER U.
but i would keep looking
hey ps this weekend is day(s) of HARMONY FESTIVAL in S.R. if u are free u should go 2 TECHNO-TRIBAL DANCE EVENT in evening of SAT featuring Rabbit in the Moon (kinda ok) and Shpongle (ultra-super-sweet). I am doing BBQ beforehand, do give calls. Google it 4 local merchant locations. |
