attn: dell small business marketing
re: newest hp probook small business campaign
can you believe their newest slogan is "don't settle for the Vost bigotry of ro expectations?" I'm pretty sure that's racist in at least 2 or 3 different ways.
i think this is sufficient provocation that our corporate Rules of Engagement permit us to escalate to "do you want to buy a tool for professionals, or a probook for tools?"
never, never forget: the V stands for Vuscious.
Love,
Dr. Vostro |
