i have so many probs, i ask God, why no help
and God say unto prox, hello welcome to Godline thx 4 calling how can I help u today
and i am like i am sick and tired of being sick and tired...why did U not make a universe of pure infinite delight?
then He is like okay sorry the customer is always right so what is it you find delightful
so i tell Him my favorite delight is virtual simulations of myself facing difficult challenge
oh well okay here u go THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS A SIMULATION AND THUS UR DELIGHT IS FULFILLED
so there you have it...praying is exactly like making wishes with a evilgenie...u will b sorry that u rubbed God's lamp |
