why did u buy a time machine?
a) to psychosex future sapients
b) to rewrite ur personal history so it has more psychosex
c) is there someway to psychosex a time paradox? if there is u intend to find it
d) to travel five minutes into future to pick up complete product registration forms without having to fill it out
e) d is a paradox and u intend to psychosex it (it's not really a paradox though just a closed timelike so u will be disappoint no refund)
f) five minutes ago ur future self appeared with stock picks (and psychorecursion) told u to use winnings to purchase time machine
g) save the dodo, passenger pigeon, etc to become the master of all birds
h) none of us make any choices there is no free will time is immutable |
