| steam roller business |
| [69866] by "proxy" (184.57.2.137)
on Tue 26 Oct 2010 15:34:02
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imagine all the busines spossibles if u have a steamroller...guaranteed 2 work...
*u could turn regular laptops into macbook air, or crt tv into flat screen, or flatscreen computer into ipad..
*u could fit basically aything into letter-size envelope...save on shipping...
*u can eat anything as a pizza topping...u know, for professional-class eating
*also delicious panini
*pick up nickels in front of--what could go wrong/?
*throw nickels in front of--sometimes u get licky and someone mispicks it up ...thus flatcorpse looting opportune
*oh no u r suddenly fat from flatfoods...solution: steamroll ur own body...very psychosex shape...
*solve everyone's problem ever...a smart guy like u figure out how
*by solving all problems, all theodicy objections to god's existence are now nullified
*now u create flatchurch...collection plate very full...
*congregation has absolute faith in ur prophecy...very powerful..
*oh no, now u r suddenly corrupt with flatpower? a camel through needle eye is like a steamroller in heaven
*the pearly gate is ahead--will ur virtuous acts outweigh ur sinful hubris in st. peter's eyes?
*IT DOESN"T MATTER BEcAUSE NOW U HAVE FLATTEND THE GATE...THE STEAMROLLER'S WAR AGAINST HEAVEN HAS BEGUN
*flat cherubs and seraphims everywhere
*now u face jesus--**AND HIS STEAMROLLER IS BIGGER THAN YOURS**!!!*!**!*!*!*
*okay u loose that one ;-( |
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| failure!!!!! |
| [69862] by "SUBMARINEBOT" (ppp-41-231-98-150.armenet.com)
on Sun 24 Oct 2010 06:47:09
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lol u want exemplary kings
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| PET DAY |
| [69833] by "love u" (radar.com)
on Sun 17 Oct 2010 06:47:08
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omg !!!1!! did u no that radar RULZ
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| exp |
| [69830] by "max sound values" (adsl-75-60-108-117.dsl.wlfrct.sbcglobal.net)
on Sat 16 Oct 2010 10:01:23
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i reach level 26 |
- [Tï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ble] re: exp
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| i proclaim the new order |
| [69819] by "proxy" (dynamic-acs-24-101-60-230.zoominternet.net)
on Mon 11 Oct 2010 20:17:02
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every thought thought once, no thought thought twice |
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| farinado |
| [69818] by "future santa" (gigaEBITDA.com)
on Sun 10 Oct 2010 06:47:07
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we r eat !!!1!!
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| SURVEY |
| [69813] by "le Tobon Bleu" (216.239.45.130)
on Fri 08 Oct 2010 01:10:02
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guys how did u came up with your user-name
mostly my usernames are Fruz Pruz Nepomuceno and Turx and Xolion |
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| some1 |
| [69807] by "hate u" (gigarobot.com)
on Sun 03 Oct 2010 06:47:04
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proxy i need u r help:
when r we doing???
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| wts!1!!!!! |
| [69783] by "pink th." (ppp-108-2-203-119.djibouti-online.com)
on Sun 26 Sep 2010 06:47:04
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sol tob is prolbalby gonna 2 cancer
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| [69776] by "max sound values" (adsl-76-192-5-10.dsl.wlfrct.sbcglobal.net)
on Thu 23 Sep 2010 12:31:30
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heeeee i make skidder marx all of the place |
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