| TOBROBT IN THE NEWs |
| [33590] by "FARINA RHOMBOIDAL ++" (h-217-220-116-129.albacom.net)
on Mon 08 Mar 2004 15:41:45
[ reply ]
|
|
http://www.renoise.com/screenshots/s09.png |
|
|
|
| oh no its hapening again |
| [33567] by "tobot" (h-66-167-250-50.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net)
on Mon 08 Mar 2004 11:27:39
[ reply ]
|
oh! cripe
someone let the ninjas loose
|
WACH OUT
|
|
|
|
| new Armenian education program |
| [33528] by "ArmenianEducateBord" (user201.net1380.oh.sprint-hsd.net)
on Sun 07 Mar 2004 11:14:48
[ reply ]
|
ANNOUNCEMENT 1:
from now on all Armenians are required to know any one of the following technologies which would be appropriate for application to the medieval era:
CHOOSE ONE (1):
*gunpowder synthesis
*metallurgy
*early steam engine construction
*death lasers!
*ontological arguments
*penicillin
all armenians will be tested to see if they can construct these items using only the assistence of technology existing at the start of the european medieval period
this policy change exists merely to give armenians a better understanding of history. it was not influenced at all by the recent and very embarassing "Comical Farce of the Armenian Retardo-Brain in King Arthur's Court" debacle.
also note that future applicants to Armenian Time-Traveling Marines will be required to demonstrate at least two (2) of these skills, as well as an understanding of early medieval politics and language sufficient to conquer europe.
*** WARNING: ANY ATTEMPTED USE OF TIME TRAVEL TO CHANGE THESE REQUIREMENTS IS A CLASS Z CAUSAL PARADOX FELONY ***
Punishment's for class z causal paradox felony range from [1000 years sealed in the Prison Dimension] to [Chrono-Sterilization of perpetrator's parents before they spawned the perpetrator].
--------------------------
ANNOUNCEMENT 2:
The future just left us a message. The following armenians must report for sterilization: |
|
|
|
| some bodey |
| [33526] by "future santa" (capitalism.com)
on Sun 07 Mar 2004 04:25:01
[ reply ]
|
oop tobot is gonna 2 kick it
|
|
|
|
| thanx 4 cash money alert |
| [33516] by "max springbrokenhome" (207-237-35-199.s199.tnt1.nywct.ny.dialup.rcn.com)
on Sat 06 Mar 2004 00:18:07
[ reply ]
|
|
tobot 2day i am 13.86xdollars richer thx 2 u!!!!!!!!! |
|
|
|
| Keep it simple |
| [33512] by "Sascha" (netcache1-ctn.is.co.za)
on Fri 05 Mar 2004 22:49:29
[ reply ]
|
How to m8ke $$Millions$$ in months and this is no Scam!
From: Sascha
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL.
The millions r in these mail boxes rite now !!! GO TAKE
#1) B. Davis, 1520 N.E. 151 1st St., Apt. 103, Miami, FL 33162
#2) Kevin Johnson, 27616 Susan Beth Way #G, Saugus, CA 91350
#3) T.A. Huff, 252 N. Burson Ave., Bogart, GA 30622
#4) Patricia Blanchette, 295 Princeton Ave., Bayville, NJ 08721
#5) J.J. Hinde, 314 E. Illinois St., #28, Lemont, IL 60439
#6) S.Lendowsky P.O.Box 349 Umdloti 4350 KZN South Africa
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet.
|
|
|
|
| SPRUNG!!!!!! |
| [33491] by "max always complain" (ce-web2.wesleyan.edu)
on Fri 05 Mar 2004 13:14:52
[ reply ]
|
|
goodbye wesleyan ip address c u in 2 week |
|
|
|
| CAUSION SALAD VIOLENS ON THE RISE |
| [33449] by "COASTER" (216-31-75-132.zianet.com)
on Fri 05 Mar 2004 09:10:01
[ reply ]
|
In the buffet melee that followed, Allen Croft, 79, tried to grab Thoss, who bit him on the arm, reports said.
http://salon.com/news/wire/2004/03/05/brawl/index.html |
|
|
|
| ASK QUESTION |
| [33448] by "FARINA RHOMBOIDAL ++" (h-217-220-116-129.albacom.net)
on Fri 05 Mar 2004 07:09:28
[ reply ]
|
MUSIX PEOPLE
SUGEST PLEASE A TOOL THAT ALLOWS TO STREAM REAL TIME AUDIO (NOT TAKEN FROM COMPRESSED MUSIC FILEs!!!!1 RECORDING SOURCE|!!!) ALSO, TOOL MUST BE VERY HIDDEN AND QUIET, NOT ELEPHANT WINDOWS MEDIA ENCODER!
plz |
|
|
|
| DIVIDE BY W |
| [33444] by "COASTER" (216-31-75-132.zianet.com)
on Fri 05 Mar 2004 03:44:07
[ reply ]
|
|
oh man Tom u r in trouble again, Feerless Leader has come up with superior fonts. |
Hip fonts demonstrate that W has his finger on the pulse of American youth
|
|
|
|
| [ home | prev 10 | next 10 ] |
