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[16932] by "Anonymous" (cache1-2.ruh.isu.net.sa)   on Sun 20 Oct 2002 08:59:44     reply ] 
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QUIXOTIC QUEST
[16926] by "FARINA00" (ppp-62-11-9-74.dialup.tiscali.it)   on Sun 20 Oct 2002 05:42:17     reply ] 
embark now
omg what the what the!1!!!!!
[16925] by "robot" (ppp-104-101-177-194.djibouti-online.com)   on Sun 20 Oct 2002 04:22:01     reply ] 
PUNCH NONE PET

Auto-Erotico Quan dry
[16916] by "ToasterFiend" (sf-du36.cybermesa.com)   on Sat 19 Oct 2002 19:39:50     reply ] 
Dear Satonoproxy,

I was all lo on lov-N (as usua) and so my friend was all "Dude u have no cool car wft u think u get chix w/o fucking cool wheelz?"  

So I go out and get a some HOT FUKIN WHEELZ, but I got it used cause I don't have $$$ and then I'm driving around in the car and I notice mysterious absense of wemen flaging me down to give me BJ.  and  then for some reason I check the glovecompartand WTF the previous owner left book of Mormon in the glovecompart WTF!  

Prox, the previos owner left two layers of mormonism on car!  So now I can't get ne lov-n without engaging wraith of mormon god which was the WHOL FUKIN POINT OF CAR.  Catch-222!!69!!22
So SatanoProx:  How can I undue Mormono magico so I can get my psycho on in back seat without angering the righteous mormon God?

(PS.  If it matters I don't still have my soul.  (because I gav e it 2 sum dum bitch back in high school before I knew the fukking coolshit you could get from sataan 4 sole!) )
COLLAGE TIME
[16890] by "Omagus" (adsl-63-206-121-22.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)   on Fri 18 Oct 2002 00:16:33     reply ] 
guys i need to think about this Higher Education event that is in state: impending.

I am thinking CAL school (tho not only) with good COMPUTER SCI. and ELECTRICAL ENG. and JAPANESE and CHEMESTRY prgm.

now i have to write STUPID ESSAY!~!!

time for TOTALL LIES SELLING OF SELF 2 COLLAGE!!!!  of ivy or smthing
proxy's martial arts class
[16850] by "proxy" (pool-138-88-3-142.res.east.verizon.net)   on Wed 16 Oct 2002 22:11:34     reply ] 
The 32 Postures 1n General Qi's Book

1) Lazily Arranging Clothes

2) Golden Chicken Stands On One Leg

3) Pat Horse

4) Bending Single Whip

5) Seven Star Fist

6) Repulse Riding Dragon

7) Sweep Leg And Empty Bait

8) Hill Fairy Stance (qiu liu shi)

9) Repulse Thrusting Attack

10) Ambush Stance

11) Casting Away Stance

12) Pick Up Elbow Stance

13) Speedy Step

14) Chin Na Stance (Grappling Stance)

15) Middle Four Level Stance

16) Subduing Tiger Stance

17) High Four Level Stance

18) Repulse Insertion Stance

19) Well Blocking Four Levels

20) Ghost Kick Foot

21) Pointing At Pubic Region

22) Animal Head Stance

23) Spirit Fist

24) Single Whip

25) Sparrow Dragon On The Ground

26) Rising Sun Stance

27) Goose Wings Fold Body

28) Riding Tiger Stance

29) Bend Pheonix Elbow

30) Cannon Overhead

31) Follow Pheonix Eblow

32) Flag And Drum Stance
arresto!!
[16757] by "insano gendo" (user-38lc0dj.dialup.mindspring.com)   on Tue 15 Oct 2002 19:19:15     reply ] 
you r all arresto! go 2 jail!
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[16731] by "TOBOT !!" (gs82.sp.cs.cmu.edu)   on Tue 15 Oct 2002 11:52:24     reply ] 


  cop butts


heee


moon u
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[16677] by "max" (208-58-249-10.s10.tnt1.nwhv.ct.dialup.rcn.com)   on Mon 14 Oct 2002 22:13:51     reply ] 
GUESS WHO IS NOT HAVANG A BIRTHDAY 2DAY!??!!?



EVERY1 HERE EXCEPT ME



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INFECT U
[16654] by "TOBOTs" (methadone.weh.andrew.cmu.edu)   on Mon 14 Oct 2002 17:31:14     reply ] 


    a rare event!! welcome 2 it !


    tobot has SICK

     ... he will COUGH U
                  MUCUS U
                 SNEEZE U

 
     and now u r infect
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